Guys, please read my extremely NSFW Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic told from the perspective of Groot here.

I don’t normally rec a lot of PWP, but wow. Stop what you’re doing and read this, you won’t regret it!


(via fantabulousoh)

Last night was the best welcome back ever. Plus no hangover today which is a bonus! Now to brave the fringe on the royal mile and pack for Manchester tomorrow

flatulenttuba Asked:
anons need to chiillll

Amen brother

Anonymous Asked:
Hahaha, that anon has a point. There's nothing more annoying than someone pretending to be drunk cos they think it's cool

Let’s face a fact. At uni I 50% drunk tbh

This is why Sam is better than you

This is why Sam is better than you

Anonymous Asked:
Wow you're so drunk and it's apparent by your ability to take a selfie, post it, and describe how drunk you are. Please

Mate. This is the first time I’ve been with my friends in three months. So, and this is sincere, shut up

trap3z3 Asked:
You're (very) pretty (drunk) :3


Tell me in pretty (drunk)

Tell me in pretty (drunk)

My popcorn machine has been broken in #oops

My popcorn machine has been broken in #oops


I just want to go to bed but preferably with you

(Source: skittlevodka, via littlemrnobody)

I still check on you.

No matter what happened between us, or how long its been since we last talked, I still care, I wanna know you’re doing and feeling. I don’t stalk you but just enough to know you’re okay because you’re still that person I miss and the person who will always be in my heart.

(Source: tumblrsupreme, via onestepcanenditall)


the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

(via romodelrey)

Anonymous Asked:
I want to hug you.

Anonymous Asked:
I want to do naughty things to you