bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

(via trouserweasel)

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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(via sluicer)

Anonymous Asked:
Feeling cute as fuck 'cause you are cute as fuck! Okay bye

Awh babes

berdmn:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Cons to being gay: both you and your husband drown on the Titanic

(via trap3z3)

Feeling cute as fuck for tonight ngl

Feeling cute as fuck for tonight ngl

megakricketune:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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STOP

(via bimb3tte)

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via bimb3tte)

butttom:

when a mutual reblogs ur post and it gets hella notes 

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(via amishpopstar)

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via flumplestiltzkin)

officialjesusfanclub:

People playing with my hair is my second favourite thing
Comes just after people giving me money

dakkori:

it’s incredible how a video game can have so much personal meaning and importance to you

but then when you talk to another person who played it they’re like ‘yeah it was ok’

(via flumplestiltzkin)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via the-red-shadow)

Met the most politically correct chav whilst I was visiting ben earlier this week. Yelled out “fucking homosexuals” as he drove past. Suppose it’s good they’re slowly evolving.

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via bimb3tte)