Complete babes ❤️ #friends #selfie #glasgow

Complete babes ❤️ #friends #selfie #glasgow

sh4nked:

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

it looks like a little polar bear aw

sh4nked:

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

it looks like a little polar bear aw

(via ad-infinitum29)

You can’t love until age 25.

honeyipwnedthekids:

You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck. 

(via curly-haired-merman)

iamayoungfeminist:

unoriginaldariaknockoff:

men are the worst but also sometimes they are the best. not as a group. but as individuals

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(Source: ewwsam, via curly-haired-merman)

thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

(via everycloud9)

This week has been brilliant. So much better than last week. Plus tomorrow night should be great and next week should be going well too

urgentcum:

fuck capitalism!

*goes shopping*

(via geeitsjoe)

alecwoodlight:

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

(Source: alrightevans, via xturtlekidx)

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via smashingdad)

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via grandma-kimothy)

jpsycho:

approachingnormal:

hannibalthecanibal:

vachelsstrife:

wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

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guys

they oil each other up 

im crying here 

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

(Source: olliren, via awkwardgaydude)